I received this email, usually I delete promotions I receive via email, but this one was too hard to let go.

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At Jedi Mind Inc, we’ve created a robust system and methodology for detecting and classifying both human conscious thoughts and non-conscious emotions. This revolutionary patent pending neural processing technology makes it possible for computers to interact directly with the human brain. Contact Us (760) 753-7163 www.jedimindinc.com contact@jedimindinc.com Stock Symbol JEDM

Thought Controlled Technology Jedi Mind, Inc. is a public company. The Company develops software applications designed to interact with a wireless headset which detects electrical signals produced by the brain. The sensors detect thoughts, feelings and expressions and initiates commands produced by the software. The applications for this technology are endless. Move objects on the screen with your mind The brain is made up of approximately 100 billion nerve cells, which are called neurons. With the billions of active neurons, the brain tissue contains a myriad of active current sources that cause the local electrical potential to endlessly fluctuate with a great deal of variability. Invest in this revolutionary technology Each human brain is unique, both physically and functionally. The folding of the cortex of the human brain is also highly individual, meaning the way in which the external surface of the brain is folded individualizes the potentials, regardless of how functionality is mapped in each brain. Using non-invasive electroencephalography (EEG), it is possible to observe each person’s individual electrical brain activity. Disclaimer: Jedi Mind Inc. Paid OTC Yellow Pages three hundred dollars to send this advertsiment.

Other than the nature of the email, I do love the spelling of advertisement in the disclaimer… love it. I don’t think I am going to hite OTC Yellow Pages for $300 anytime soon. I would deny ever approving this email if I were the company, its a disaster in the making. I just read a recent ban request by the SEC of a company whereby the whole idea was around a technology they falsely drew graphic depictions such as the one above and claimed the product was available now. I hope these guys are smarter than that.

Maybe I can buy it… and make everyone buy the stock… buy buy buy, kidding, this is not a solicitation I am just thinking it, and you are doing it…JEDM… might be the first time someone gets indicted for thinking someone into buying stock.

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